March 2012
thatcommonkid:
s-alai:
crystalmeowth:
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Sarah look!
oh god so kyoot
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February 2012
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no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
me: why am i so perfect
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Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
Internet Like Story « Thought Catalog →
butnotinlove:
“In 2002, I published a story online at a rather popular website. That same day, at around 3:30 p.m., I received an email from who would become my first girlfriend. I can still see the subject heading, bolded with mystery: hi. “Who are you?” the email read, which began a six month correspondence, until I moved in with her. First it was emails, then gradually, with worn out fingers...
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
navadakedavra:
Reblog always.
This is like…part funny, part disturbing. His faces are funny.
12fiftyone asked: That Taylor Swift line makes me so mad. I'm glad I find someone who agrees. Every time I bring it up (which is a lot) no one seems to know what I'm talking about. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
Little Back Porch Lady.: You know what I think is... →
12fiftyone:
People get SO. MAD. when they don’t need to.
Like… some people get insanely mad when someone says the least little thing and then it’s their Facebook status constantly, etc. AND. Half the time, I think these people do this for attention. Like, they see a point they could take offense to, and…