January 2012
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It's funny
6 minutes left in 2011. Normally right about now I’d be getting a little sad, no matter where I was or who I was with, because I hate things ending but I’m honestly looking forward to 2012. I have a lot of work to do this year but this year I am making it happen. 2011 has been full of great milestones but I’m happy to say that I’m not at all nostalgic for it-I’m ready...
cosmo tip #126
expertcosmotips:
catch him off guard and do something unconventional when the clock strikes twelve this new years eve. look him deep into his eyes and scream “I WAS BORN WITH TWO BUTTHOLES” at the top of your lungs. this will make him realize you’re not like other girls and he will fall deeply in love with you
December 2011
cosmo tip #125
expertcosmotips:
to make your new years’ sexcapades special and exciting, stick a lit sparkler in his ass! the more adventurous can try a roman candle ;)))
Every child of the fence, coheed fan, kilgannon, I...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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wat
You Like all my shit on Facebook and then totally ignore me when I try to start a friendly conversation.
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normal people flirting: hey, you're cute!
me: so, what type of music do you like?
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
Hey, y'all. I hope everyone had a great Christmas...
mrgolightly:
I, however, didn’t get what I wanted, cause Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry are still running for President. #fuckyoudad #ihateyou
“Fuck…Damn it, I’m having a fucking brain, like, brain…breakdown.”
– When Claudio Sanchez has a brain fart so intense that he can’t think of the phrase “brain fart.” (via youweremyfavorite)
1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
“omg”
– me about everything (via fuks)
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butnotinlove:
whatwhatwhatamidoing replied to your post: whatwhatwhatamidoing replied to your post: Nicole…
hahahahah jesus god. we’re the worst.
And by worst, you obviously mean best.
“OH MY GOD IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE THIS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BY A BAND OR”
butnotinlove:
whatwhatwhatamidoing replied to your post: Nicole just tweeted at one of the bands we saw…
seriously i’ve been lolling to myself for the past 10 minutes
Can’t decide if I hate you or if this could work oddly in my favour. We’ll have to find out.
so this just happened hahahhaha
butnotinlove:
Nicole just tweeted at one of the bands we saw tonight, and they apparently went back and read the things she tweeted about them. Including the one she retweeted from me about how sexually frustrated their guitarist made me when he stood on one of the amps and licked the neck of his guitar.
This is awkward.
looooooolololololing hahaha oh god. This and they saw “okay yeah...
thewritingwriterr:
there are songs that make me cry because they’re just so great. not because they make me sad about a relevant situation, but the story that they paint is just so emotional and powerful… yeah, i’m a weenie.
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Happiest clam!
We went for Monument but the other two bands were PHENOM, seriously if you know we share identical taste in music at all you MUST check out Seven Birds One Stone and my new favorite band Shapes & Colors!
Seriously, there’s nothing like a good show. Ears are ringing, throat is raw, best feeling.
:)
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
ichimaru-gin-kun:
ritsu-chan-onodera:
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
180,000+ of the population in tumblr. including me.
I love anime and i roleplay. duh i’m a virgin
I have no shame!
Who needs to get laid in reality when you can get laid with amazing anime characters on tumblr? *hangs head in slight shame*
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